Hello!

I am writing to ask for mercy.  You see, 3-6 months ago I had gotten into a small 
habit of purchasing your chocolate/sugar/egg cookies.  (Forgive me, I don't know 
what they're actually called, that is simply how I classify them.)  I liked them 
because I had chosen to avoid wheat.  And, of course, they taste too good to be 
true.  Like, "how Mom used to make" level good; not because Mom in fact made them 
different, but, because you can appreciate them on that level of sensory overload.  
It's in the simplicity of the ingredients, and thus, their godlike decadence.  
You know no other comparison because there is none.

Well, unfortunately I would decide to avoid sugar for a while too, and had to 
teach myself to stay away from those chocolate/sugar/egg cookies.  They were too 
powerful.  I tried making some without the sugar, but I gave away the oven instead!  
Seriously!  So, I'd come up with these excuses, like: "for them!"  Well, these 
pretend scenarios would never work.  Because each and every time on the way home 
I'd be reaching across the seat, dipping into the bag, plucking open that 
jewel-shell, gold-sealed case, and

*POP!*

In my mouth went a quarter of that for-them cookie with a big, ear-to-ear, 
life-surging delight on my face.  

I...
got...
the Cookie!

So, long story short right?  A few months later I realize right under my nose 
this person I'd known generally all along was just... INCREDIBLE!  You wouldn't 
believe it if I told you how kind, and generous, and just... 'a beautiful day 
in the neighborhood' this person is!  Anyway I realized immediately that this 
person needs to be given this kind of thumbs up feeling, something... just... 
the experience of - !!! - THE COOKIE!

Yes!  So, I *KNOW* I won't rob THIS person's cookie!  I really want them to 
have it a *lot* more than me.  So I drive there, thirty miles away, after 
justifying that for certain the cookie was the greatest gift, find the shelf 
with the chocolate/sugar/egg cookies, and

HEY!
... They've doubled in price!
... What!  
What is this!  
Hmph well maybe something has changed about them and I haven't noticed.  I'm not sure.  They DO look bigger.
Well, man, ok that price can I just buy one?  
Or in smaller portions?  
Or a handful of bites?
  
Maybe we could find a smaller jewel-shell box? 

*BIG TEETHY PRETTY PLEASE*

Because, after I gave this person, this amazing person, the cookies, within 
a matter of days I realized just how many others of these incredible people 
there are around me that could really use the Cookie and I would *really* like
to give them all the moment of jewel-shell, gold-sealed, chocolate/sugar/egg 
cookie.  Maybe even a coconut/sugar/egg cookie.  The key-lime/sugar/egg cookie?  

...And that could bankrupt me.

Thank you for your kind consideration and courtesy of time, you are great!

Be Blessed,
Itoo

PS - This person also cursed me for presenting them with too large a gift... 
So a smaller, more affordably price box?  Thanks!